The probability distribution of stress-energy measurement outcomes in QFT

Measurement outcomes in quantum theory are randomly distributed, and local measurements of the energy density of a QFT exhibit nontrivial fluctuations even in a vacuum state. This talk will present recent progress in determining the probability distribution for such measurements. In the specific case of 1+1 dimensional CFT, there are two methods (one based on Ward identities, the other on "conformal welding") which can lead to explicit closed-form results in some cases. The analogous problem for the free field in 1+3 dimensions will also be discussed.