You are an Ipswich Town fan, so you need some fantasy in your life (they are not very good just now for those of you who are not football fans). Oxford Mathematician Josh Bull is an Ipswich fan. So he entered the Fantasy Football Premier League along with 8 million others, some of whom might even have been mathematicians.
Result? He won.
His secret. Well, yes he is a mathematician, but his real secret was not to choose any players from Ipswich's local rivals Norwich. It worked. Norwich came bottom of the real Premier League.
Watch out soon for Josh's Oxford Mathematics Public Lecture on the best strategies for Fantasy Football success.